(Not-so) Everyday Madness

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I'm R.e.
I speak french.
Nobody around me does except other french students.
Not even my family.
I'm not really all that strange no matter how alienated I feel.
[at least, that's what I tell myself daily]

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2011-12-12

mayormccheese:

cunt-castle:

nom-chompsky:

glossylalia:

jumblejo:

hotpotofcoffee:

curiositycounts:

So you know, an infographic guide to getting the appropriate amount of drunk at your office holiday party

middle management at a cool company.

same.

Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine

Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning.

School District Office Party: no drinks for me :(

English Department Party at cool professor’s house = drink wine until somebody makes you stop (because you forgot that the rest of the faculty is not cool)

Pack of women at an “at the office during working hours” office party. None. Damn it.
(via ktbunch)

Source: newyork.grubstreet.com
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  So it was perfectly acceptable to drink tequila out of a water bottle and shot gun beers in the bathroom, chart says so....
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  Tonight, it seems I was an intern at a cool company. Being a cog in the machine would have been more fun. I must have...
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  Pack of women at an “at the office during working hours” office party. None. Damn it.
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  English Department Party at cool professor’s house = drink wine until somebody makes you stop (because you forgot that...
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  School District Office Party: no drinks for me :(
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  G needed this two days ago *gigglesnort*
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  Waitress, drink just enough till buzzed and laugh your ass off at the rest of your coworkers and managers randomly...
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  Nobody else can do my job right. I am safe! I CAN DRINK ALL THE THINGS.
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  bad student: +1 bottle moscato, +2 beers, +2 shots tequila, +5 motility
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  Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning.
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  Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine
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  skilled labor at an uncool company, cant wait to have those blue things at the holiday party on friday
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  american apparel christmas party tonight. i hope things get out of hand mwahahaha
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  middle management at a cool company.
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  I am a lightweight and this has never been more certain than right now. One glass of wine (depending on what I had to...
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